I was hangin' recently with Mikey from Priestess. He played me a bunch of their new demos and they rip. Sick shit. Here's some video from our trip to a guitar shop on Sunset in Hollywood...
I've been revisiting one of my favorite records of all time this week:
In a world where redundant shit lyrics are all too common I hope the words from 'They Saved Hitler's Cock' from the above record will help inspire you at least somewhat today. It sure as hell worked for me.
They saved Hitler's cock, They hid it under a rock. I discovered it, last night. I couldn't even, believe my eyes.
If Hitler's cock could start to talk, it would say: To kill today. If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate, it would ask, for Sharon Tate!
They saved Hitler's cock. They stuffed it in Mengele's sock. They saved Hitler's cock, and now it wants to talk.
Now it's starting to get hard, I found it in my backyard. Every night it kills a dog, and now it wants, some night and fog Hitler's cock is on the move, and now I'm scared of what it's gonna do!
Killing a spider the size of a Buick in front of a hot chic is FUKKING METAL, brah. Especially when you're in your boxers early thirties. And it's not as easy as I make it look in this vid. I'm sure the 30 beers I had earlier in the night didn't hurt anything either.
Also, really quickly, I'd like to congratulate Pete on his sweet new guitar. But Pete, did Les Paul actually sign this? Whats the story with the autograph? Inquiring minds want to know.
This footage and amazing photo came trickling in as a gift from the lovely Jennifer Edwards of Los Angeles, California. It's from our show at the Key Club last month. This is an excerpt from one of our new jams entitled 'BEWARE THE CIRCLING FIN'.
It has been brought to my attention that my face and hair in the picture below are in the exact same position and pose as in the Exploited shirt that I'm wearing. Spooky shit, man.
I've changed things up a bit here and redesigned the site. A lot of peeps were contacting me asking me to switch over to actual blogging software so that they can get an RSS feed, leave comments, etc. Here you go. I've migrated the page to uber.com which is where all the coolest interweb dumbasses like myself blog from. Whoop-ti-fuckin-do. I'm still tweaking it all so give it a few days before it's back to 'normal'.
I'm not sure yet how I plan on archiving all the old videos but they'll be up soon I promise. I'll still be taking your lovely questions at the email address shown up to the right of this page. Keep 'em comin'.
In the meantime, here's a fresh vid. I went to the La Brea Tar Pits recently. Rad spot:
Go ahead. Ask me. Anything you want. Who is my favorite guitar player? Should you leave your slutty girlfriend? Why is the sky blue? Will you go out with me? What is the proper way to make borscht? I've pretty much got an answer for everything, so fire away. I'll post the answers via video response. I'm a busy bee so please be patient!
Early Mike can be reached at: earlymike@earlymike.com
